Welcome to the second installment of my new dick-lit series “The Tranny Diaries” … the movie will be out in the spring. Anne Coulter is attached to star. (zing)
worst response to a question: hot tranny honesty
There are some things you don’t expect to hear from your guy friends… even when you’ve heard them before. Or read, that is, in an IM.
Some say honesty is the best policy. They may not have considered hot tranny honesty. That’s when you innocently engage in an IM conversation, and get an answer like this:
Me: what you been up to?
Him: Fucking trannies.
Me: Seriously?
Him: Ya dude.
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And then there are some things you don’t expect to say yourself.
Me: Wow.
Me: How many?
Given his use of the plural, I thought it was a fair question.
Let it be a lesson, next time you drive down Santa Monica Blvd between Vine and Highland at 3am, remember that everyone deserves love.
And, presumably, some trannies are more charming than others…
“I can’t believe it’s not butter.”
-brendan
