Pat posted last week about how he memorized Will Smith’s dance from the Men in Black music video in the hopes of impressing a girl. Not surprisingly, I also memorized something retarded for a girl…
THE DANCE TO SISQO’S THONG SONG
That’s right mother fuckers, I chose a song about thongs when I was trying to impress a girl.
In case you’ve forgotten, the hot jam starts as follows:
This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
I had never seen a thong at this particular point in my life. Yet there I was, gyrating as if to say “Hey girl. I’ve got truck-sized dumps of my own.”
Loyal Worst List readers, we ask you - who was the bigger asshole? Me or Pat?
-elisha
