Ok look. I’m no necrophiliac. Those college days are over. But I was 15 years old once and got sporadic boners more than I did ideas. Honestly. Guys who are over with puberty know - random erections are just a way of life. It’s one of puberty’s miracles - but it’s a lot like Carlos Mencia - inappropriately embarrassing, annoying and a huge bulging fat dick.
Meanwhile. My next door neighbor died of an aneurism.
I knew this. My hormones did not. When the time came to rise for final farewells I ran outside to sit on a rain soaked bench and cover my crotch with a prayer book. My mom followed me out thinking I was upset about the death and so I pretended as such. She said “these things just happen” and I replied “you have no idea.”
There’s a reason you stand with your hands folded like that.
-pat
