“The Saco” is a twenty mile long, slow moving river that people casually float down, pitching camp on its river banks as they go. You can also casually drink seven warm “Captain and Cokes,” casually puke underwater to hide the fact that you’re a pussy in front of your friends which in turn casually causes your canoe to run ashore after which you casually collapse in a dragon fly nest.
I woke up an hour later to find several bite marks all over my body and my friends taking polaroid pictures, which is the antithesis of helping. Apparently the only thing I said while completely covered in dragon flies was “…don’t let anything happen to me.”
-pat
