Yeah. I did that. I was 16 and she was the first girl I kissed. She was giving me a slow no, so I had to do something drastic:
“Hey, I really like you and I know you are not really ready for anything serious right now. I totally understand that. You know, if you think about it, we’re like that song ‘Sometimes’ by Britney Spears. Because, well, sometimes you run, and sometimes you hide, but all you really want to do is hold me tight and treat me right. Baby all you need is time?”
Ladies and gentleman, this is what stalkers tell themselves.
-elisha
