8 year old, adorable, me is getting a haircut next to my twin brother Jordan. You might say we had a rival haircut going. The opposing hairdresser thought she could be playful… try to have fun with us. Little did she know the kind of fun I had in mind.
Hairdresser: “We’re gonna finish first and kick your butt.”
8 Year Old Me: “Well I’m gonna kick you in your vagina.”
It was the first time I’d ever used that word to a stranger… probably because I was saving it for just the right moment. I could tell it was that moment from the look on her face and my mother’s face.
I think I got my message across. That sassy hairdresser didn’t fuck with me again.
But here is an artist’s rendering of what she would have looked like if I’d been forced to do the deed…
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-brendan
