When I lived in the UK some weird Canadian girl started talking to me at a club about stuff we miss from North America and pickles came up, and I ended up hooking up with her and for some reason all her sexy talk related to pickles or how whatever we were doing would make you forget about missing pickles, which was really hard not to laugh at. Like “give me that (filthy word)…who needs a dill pickle” and stuff like that. At one point she just started moaning the word “Dill”, and I had to stop.
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